was down with chicken pox recently and so was really bugged wit life! was cribbing n complaining to everyone possible. n finally wen i recovered, advice started pouring in on how i shud look after myself. it was all good n i appreciate it all. but one stood out n i must share it wit everyone. had a conversation wit a friend on gtalk n here's the chat log. enjoy!
debanuj: huh,but u had pox rite?
me: luckily it was a mild attack
debanuj: u know what mild attack means rite??
me: i hav my doubts abt that also re :P
wat?
debanuj: it means.ull have the attack again aftera week
it happened to 5 of the people i know
!!
me: wat crap!!!!!
ja khushi tai bolchis na
debanuj: im serious!!!!
me: well...then i'm not one of those 5 i guess :P
debanuj: no im sayin...this theory has a 100% truth...
ekhono..all the ppl who've had mild attacks...the pox came back for another mild attack
me: :'(
dont freak me out!!!
debanuj: i aint!!
im just tellin ye
me: i hav a homeopathy medicine that prevents chkn pox...i'll hav that regularly now
hobe na
debanuj: even those 5 ppl were on homeopathy as well
im telling ye....
b careeeeeeeeeeeeful!!
me: ok sir!
i will
:P
debanuj: u shud be careful.....very very careful
me: i willlllllllllllllllll
cud we talk of sumthin else??
debanuj: i can tell u of the only remedy which can cure u now...
its a ritual
me: bol
debanuj: u must undergo a very strenous ritual about controlling ur inner body
me: waaaaaaaaaaat???
this sounds like fun
bol bol
debanuj: fun??...
u have to wake up everyday at exact 5..56 am
me: ok
then?
debanuj: go for a 5 km jog thrugh a garbage dump
and inahle the stink...
me: hmmm
debanuj: and then go home...eat 12 bananas,1 litre of milk and 3 omlettes....
and then force urself to puke exactly after 30 mins
me: ok
then
debanuj: and repeat the same procedure ofr 2 more times..
u have to conitnue this for 5 days
and ull be saved form the attack
me: ROFL
so am gonna save this convesration
debanuj: aint we off the record
me: heheheheheheh
i'll post this on my blog
hehehe
i'll do it rite now
debanuj: dont u dare!!!
me: sorry...too late
:D :D
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- madhurima
- kolkata, India
- i am a school teacher. most people say i don't look like one. but my kids love me n i love being a teacher. on the side, i am a little crazy, n extremely proud of it. i believe life's no fun if u arent a bit crazy at times. i'm also extremely lazy, so dont expect regular postings from me!!!
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foutre vous!
I hope I never have chicken pox after reading your blog :P
Bird flu maybe, AIDS maybe... chicken pox never!!! Especially the mild variety!!!
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* receives inspiration to get heart cancer *
a mild attack vonly
roflmao!!!! :D
Hi ,
I was reading ur blog posts and found some of them to be wow.. u write well.. Why don't you popularize it more.. ur posts on ur blogs took my particular attention as some of them are interesting topics of mine too;
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This way you can reach out to rambhai readers some of whom could become your ardent fans.. who knows.. :)
Cheers,
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