fake fake fake!

being fake n living a lie is sometimes a lot of fun. well, literally.

my friend roshni needed a fake doctor's certificate, so the two of us were out to look for a doc who cud give us one. it was really one of the funniest things i have done!

i knew of this doctor in my para who wrote fake doctors certificates. so we went to him. but the chamber was closed n we were asked to return after 1 hr. she was tired after a whole days shooting (yes, she is acting in a film) n i was exhausted after attending 3 weddings in 3 days. we both knew that if we went home, we wouldn't b back. so we decided to hang around.

i remembered this other place, a few yards away where fake certicicates were available. we headed there, only to find that the doc wasnt in the chamber. the doors were ajar n we saw the prescription pad lying on the table. i really wanted to steal it n then write the certificate ourselves, but roshni didnt. i donno what came over her suddenly (she is usually a bigger prankster, always willing to do such things). we sat around for a while, we even laughed loudly at how terrible n dirty the chamber was...no wonder there werent any patients around. we decided to have some fun and so called out "daktar babu achen"? n that was it! we split up n cudnt sit there anymore. i still insisted that we steal a page from the prescription pad, but she didnt agree.

anyway, it was almost time to go visit the 1st doc, so off we went. this chamber was better, though we did find a paper attached to the table fan that said "switch e haat deben na...dewale switch tipun"! but we somehow controlled our laughter. tokhon hashte shuru korle, we wud not have been able to control ourselves in front of the doc.

the doc was pretty sweet, tho he was this old man n was quite reluctant to give a certificate without getting into the heart of the matter. roshni was forced to act sick and also both of us lied like crazy! we told him everything from her being awefully sick to her having been kicked out of the house by an evil aunt! it was sooooo funny!

somehow got the certificate n we ran out of the place, laughing like two insane women on the road! it was a lot of fun, n so, like i said, being fake and lying at times can really b a lot of fun!!!